Or at least it tries to be ...

OMG. There's going to be an Elder Scrolls V in November *dork seizure*

Imagine this scenario. You are 19 years old and pregnant for the third (3) time. You have some cramping and bleeding, so you decide that you need to pay a visit to the local ER, where you will stay for several hours and likely undergo a series of medical exams to ascertain the fate of your pregnancy. These tests may include, but are not limited to, an endovaginal exam, which you've actually had before. What do you decide to wear?

A) A normal pair of underwear with a maxipad
B) A normal pair of underwear and a tampon
C) A thong and a tampon

One of my "friends" on Facebook had thus as a status:

my computer is allergic to cheer videos!! hehehe

How I desired to respond with, "Aren't we all?" But, alas, I didn't. Foolish trappings of real world socialization.

Go look at the Archive update, guys!

Dear, flist.

Someday I would like to find a Sean Bean movie that has more than one of these attributes in tandem:

- he's a main character
- he doesn't die at the end (or before the end, even)
- he isn't evil or otherwise morally ambiguous
- he isn't some sailor in a BBC made-for-TV-movie
- the genre isn't horror

That is all.

50018 / 50000 words. 100% done!



W00t.

Look at what the ticker I made last September now says!




It must be a week off, but still! Yay!

Poll #1430910
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I say, hey, flist!

I haz my very own ultrasound icon now. Yays.

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Shaving!

Because I haven't updated in a while

So. Loma Linda apparently has a machine that will dispense scrubs to you after inserting a card. The only thing that popped into my mind was the Jedi robes that pop out of the Star Forge's computer in Knights of the Old Republic.

I know when I find the scrubs machine I'll be disappointed, because it most likely will not be nearly so cool as all that. Scrubs mayhap not have the Force-enhanced properties, either :\

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Taking a daily packet of vitamins, you ...

The program gave us today off, in addition to tomorrow and Friday. Sweet, sweet vacation.

I slept well passed noon, ate, and am just now contemplating taking a shower. Glorious.

Fuck you, Best Buy.

Today was Hektor Grooming Day. Unlike most Persians, his coat doesn't require regular grooming, just the occasional brushing when he has a few knots and some loose hair. Oh, but how he hates being brushed. Hates Hates. I just can't give enough emphasis to his utterly passionate hate.

Some cats struggle. Some cats scratch. Some cats bite. Hektor will bite and scratch my face if I'm not quick enough to move out of the way, but only when he can't grip his jaws around my wrist.

So I bought a cat muzzle. He still snuggles and swipes, but the scratching is largely inneffective because the muzzle blindfolds him. And the bitting, well, he gets a mouthful of canvas quite a number of times before our session is over.

I'd kind of would like to video tape the entire process because it is so hilarious - fur and limps flying around aimless while he howls like he's dying. Meanwhile, all I'm doing is running a comb through relatively knot-free hair. Eventually, he coordinates his flailing a little better so that he can pop the muzzle off his head with his two front paws so he can continue biting me.

My brother worries about peta finding it abusive that I muzzle him (really, who's abusing whom here?) if I ever did make a video.

Despite the violence, I can't help but love that cat. He loves me to pieces (save for when I brush him naturally) and sort of scoffs at everyone else. He's evil. Regale, loyal evil. He'll make an excellent partner should I ever get around to taking over the would.