Or at least it tries to be ...
Atty Invicta
... or victa, depending on the day ...
22 July 2011 @ 10:12 pm
OMG. There's going to be an Elder Scrolls V in November *dork seizure*
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ecstatic
ecstatic05 May 2010 @ 08:04 pm
Imagine this scenario. You are 19 years old and pregnant for the third (3) time. You have some cramping and bleeding, so you decide that you need to pay a visit to the local ER, where you will stay for several hours and likely undergo a series of medical exams to ascertain the fate of your pregnancy. These tests may include, but are not limited to, an endovaginal exam, which you've actually had before. What do you decide to wear?
A) A normal pair of underwear with a maxipad
B) A normal pair of underwear and a tampon
C) A thong and a tampon
A) A normal pair of underwear with a maxipad
B) A normal pair of underwear and a tampon
C) A thong and a tampon
15 April 2010 @ 09:28 pm
One of my "friends" on Facebook had thus as a status:
How I desired to respond with, "Aren't we all?" But, alas, I didn't. Foolish trappings of real world socialization.
my computer is allergic to cheer videos!! hehehe
How I desired to respond with, "Aren't we all?" But, alas, I didn't. Foolish trappings of real world socialization.
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mischievous
mischievous01 April 2010 @ 06:05 am
25 February 2010 @ 09:08 am
Dear, flist.
Someday I would like to find a Sean Bean movie that has more than one of these attributes in tandem:
- he's a main character
- he doesn't die at the end (or before the end, even)
- he isn't evil or otherwise morally ambiguous
- he isn't some sailor in a BBC made-for-TV-movie
- the genre isn't horror
That is all.
Someday I would like to find a Sean Bean movie that has more than one of these attributes in tandem:
- he's a main character
- he doesn't die at the end (or before the end, even)
- he isn't evil or otherwise morally ambiguous
- he isn't some sailor in a BBC made-for-TV-movie
- the genre isn't horror
That is all.
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bored
bored29 November 2009 @ 03:25 pm
17 September 2009 @ 02:44 pm
03 September 2009 @ 07:59 pm
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excited
excited16 July 2009 @ 09:35 pm
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bored
bored11 July 2009 @ 05:06 pm
12 April 2009 @ 09:50 pm
Poll #1382524
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9
Because I haven't updated in a while
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9
Shaving!
Because I haven't updated in a while
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mischievous
mischievous09 March 2009 @ 09:59 pm
So, uscathena, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 5% unique (blame, for example, your interest in tri sodium phosphate) and 8% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy star wars). When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.
Your overall weirdness is: 38
(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 77% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
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tired
tired14 January 2009 @ 07:32 pm
So. Loma Linda apparently has a machine that will dispense scrubs to you after inserting a card. The only thing that popped into my mind was the Jedi robes that pop out of the Star Forge's computer in Knights of the Old Republic.
I know when I find the scrubs machine I'll be disappointed, because it most likely will not be nearly so cool as all that. Scrubs mayhap not have the Force-enhanced properties, either :\
I know when I find the scrubs machine I'll be disappointed, because it most likely will not be nearly so cool as all that. Scrubs mayhap not have the Force-enhanced properties, either :\
05 January 2009 @ 11:02 pm
Poll #1326156
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12
Taking a daily packet of vitamins, you ...
View Answers
| ... take the grossest vitamin first, least grossest one last |
| ... take the least grossest vitamin first, grossest one last |
| ... sandwich the grossest between the least grossest |
| ... take them at different points in the day, several hours apart |
| I've never tried more than the all-in-one tablet |
| .. mmmm, gummy bear vitamins come in sour sugar now! |
26 November 2008 @ 01:23 pm
The program gave us today off, in addition to tomorrow and Friday. Sweet, sweet vacation.
I slept well passed noon, ate, and am just now contemplating taking a shower. Glorious.
I slept well passed noon, ate, and am just now contemplating taking a shower. Glorious.
Current Mood:
calm
calm21 November 2008 @ 09:58 pm
02 November 2008 @ 05:16 pm
If you are reading this, post a picture of a cat in your journal. (Your cat, a lolcat, or someone else's cat. But preferably yours, if possible.)


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complacent
complacent26 October 2008 @ 09:39 pm
Today was Hektor Grooming Day. Unlike most Persians, his coat doesn't require regular grooming, just the occasional brushing when he has a few knots and some loose hair. Oh, but how he hates being brushed. Hates Hates. I just can't give enough emphasis to his utterly passionate hate.
Some cats struggle. Some cats scratch. Some cats bite. Hektor will bite and scratch my face if I'm not quick enough to move out of the way, but only when he can't grip his jaws around my wrist.
So I bought a cat muzzle. He still snuggles and swipes, but the scratching is largely inneffective because the muzzle blindfolds him. And the bitting, well, he gets a mouthful of canvas quite a number of times before our session is over.
I'd kind of would like to video tape the entire process because it is so hilarious - fur and limps flying around aimless while he howls like he's dying. Meanwhile, all I'm doing is running a comb through relatively knot-free hair. Eventually, he coordinates his flailing a little better so that he can pop the muzzle off his head with his two front paws so he can continue biting me.
My brother worries about peta finding it abusive that I muzzle him (really, who's abusing whom here?) if I ever did make a video.
Despite the violence, I can't help but love that cat. He loves me to pieces (save for when I brush him naturally) and sort of scoffs at everyone else. He's evil. Regale, loyal evil. He'll make an excellent partner should I ever get around to taking over the would.
Some cats struggle. Some cats scratch. Some cats bite. Hektor will bite and scratch my face if I'm not quick enough to move out of the way, but only when he can't grip his jaws around my wrist.
So I bought a cat muzzle. He still snuggles and swipes, but the scratching is largely inneffective because the muzzle blindfolds him. And the bitting, well, he gets a mouthful of canvas quite a number of times before our session is over.
I'd kind of would like to video tape the entire process because it is so hilarious - fur and limps flying around aimless while he howls like he's dying. Meanwhile, all I'm doing is running a comb through relatively knot-free hair. Eventually, he coordinates his flailing a little better so that he can pop the muzzle off his head with his two front paws so he can continue biting me.
My brother worries about peta finding it abusive that I muzzle him (really, who's abusing whom here?) if I ever did make a video.
Despite the violence, I can't help but love that cat. He loves me to pieces (save for when I brush him naturally) and sort of scoffs at everyone else. He's evil. Regale, loyal evil. He'll make an excellent partner should I ever get around to taking over the would.
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amused
amused
pleased
giggly